Tuesday, October 1, 2013

The Pickwick Papers Chapters 49-57

Sorry I've been lax. I'll do a review of all 8 chapters soon. Now you can get reading, too.

Dear valued subscribers,

Enclosed, please find chapters 49-51 of Mr. Dickens's Pickwick Papers.  The next and final installment should arrive by September 30th. 


Best regards,
A.B. Ysmal


Dear valued subscribers,

Enclosed, please find chapters 52-57 of Mr. Dickens's Pickwick Papers.  With this installment, the story concludes.  If you have enjoyed the story, we would be happy to transfer your subscription to another book of Mr. Dickens: Oliver Twist.  Upgrade now to Industrial Age status and we'll send you all back issues plus, of course, a free tote bag.  But that's not all!  Telegraph now and we'll give you a cloth bound copy of Pickwick Papers, a second tote bag and a complete set of Ginsu knives absolutely free (plus S&H). 

It has been our pleasure to serve.

God Save the Queen,
A.B. Ysmal, OBE
I guess helping the Queen move gets you an OBE.

1 comment:

  1. It's Britain. I'm sure titles have been awarded for less.

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